I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

I almost started crying while laughing.

This shit is AWESOME!

(Source: phiftycent)

your fuckin horoscope



Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo


This needs to be a line of shirts!

(Source: chocolateshoes)

Dope Boy Dreams:Paper Planes Snippet

"Kai stood up and took off his pants as Ramsey stared at him in awe. 'I can't believe this is happening' he thought. After countless Sundays spent watching Kai from a distance right near the playground taking candid shots of children playing, people running, cycling, talking, dancing. He knew that there was something different about this guy with the wild, curly afro, but he just couldn’t put his finger on it. 

Ramsey was snapped out of his daydream when Kai turned around and bent over. He stood up and pressed his throbbing manhood against  Kai’s ass. Kai melted as he stood straight up and grabbed Ramses hands that held his waist tightly. Ramses soft pink lips caressed Kai’s neck as his hands explored Kai’s abs, chest, nipples. Kai sighed as his breathing became more shallow. 

"I want you to ride me, baby?” Ramsey whispered into Kai’s ear.

"You know, you’re getting me open, pa?" 

Ramsey smiled while taking his jeans off. He sat down on the buttery smooth leather seat and beckoned for Kai to come to him. Kai straddled Ramsey as if he were a  professional jockey, taking Ramses’ manhood into his hand and guiding it into him. Kai allowed every inch to slide inside before he began to stroke him with his walls. Ramses, pleased by the almost sucking sensation he felt, moaned lightly as he gripped Kai’s round bubble. Kai looked deep into Ramses’ eyes and kissed him as he began to pounce up and down, then winding his hips like he was at a Clash in Kingston. Ramses began to moan louder. 

Damn, baby! Take that dick! It’s all yours, baby!” 

"And this is your bussi!” 

Damn! MMMMMM! Fuck! You tryna make me bust, huh?

"You know it, daddy.” 

Ramsey caressed Kai’s back as he began to bounce harder and harder. Both feeling the waves of electric currents run through them. Ramsey spanked both cheeks causing Kai to moan louder. Kai could feel the build up as his testicles contracted and could now feel Ramsey doing the same underneath him. Before either could make another sound or mutter a word, Kai shot his release all over Ramsey’s stomach and chest. Ramses clenched onto Kai’s ass harder and released deep inside Kai filling him up. Kai could feel the warm rush inside him. He’d never felt anything like it. ”

just a snippet from DOPE BOY DREAMS, my online erotic novel. check out more at http://bellacoxone.blogspot.com